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Definition
 * make a play on words;
 * a humorous play on words
 * double meaning or ambiguity in a word, often employed in a witty way. Puns are often associated with wordplay.

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This one really suits me.. I was going to go and look for my watch but I didn't have the time!!

Get it? LOL

5/6CJoint effort-
 * He was going to boot me out of the car but he only had sandles on!
 * He was going to give me the boot. but we couldn't find a way to get it off the car!

• Lachlan- Without geometry life is pointless. • Asher- A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asked the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "No charge". • Jack- I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." • Kaelan- Old investors never die, they just roll over. • Miette-Speaking of the dead is a grave mistake! • Ryan-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? • Abbey • Joshua • Zara • Joel- Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? • Jessica A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge". • Lavon - I went to the supermarket and the toy man if he could reach the top shelf • William-There was a sign on the lawn at the drug re-hab centre, it said 'Keep of the grass!' -The cleaner fell through the window, he said it was a real pane! (My own) • James B - There was a sign on the lawn at the drug re-hab centre, it said 'Keep of the grass!" • James-The bowler bowled a hat trick but got sun burnt by 2:00. • Cameron • Poppy- A man's home is his castle in a manor of speaking. Dad said, 'Can you lend me a hand' ' But you've already got two!' ( my own) Old one Poppy!!!!! • Courtney- Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? Hes alright now. • Evy- What president is least guilty? Lincoln he is in a cent. • Gabrielle-I walked into the barbers shop and something smelt fishy but it wasn't the fish.(My own)- Great try Gabby! • Katana- I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients. Owl's never die ,they don't give a hoot. • Luke-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. • Elise-7 days without pizza makes one weak. • Brittney-I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are to high." (Written) "We've run out of lemons," she said bitterly. • Thomas-Two vultures get ready to board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." • Logan-'How could I trust the ceiling fan installer when he's always screwing up?' • Phoebe- I was on an elevator the other day and the operator kept calling me 'son'. I asked why he kept calling me 'son' and he said "I brought you up, didn't I?" • Nerida-This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Four bucks," says the bartender. "Put it on my bill." • Yolanda • Riley • Lilli -Old owl's never die but they never give a hoot. • Fergus-newspaper headline -" Sewerage workers kick up a big stink about their pay". I went to a seafood disco rave last week and pulled a mussel. • Maeve