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Hi Everyone, Welcome to our joke page! This is where you can post school appropriate jokes. If you are not sure if it is school appropriate, check with your mum or dad first!

Don't forget you can pose the joke and get people to respond for a few days before you post the answer! Be sure to post the answer under your joke!!!

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Here is one to get you started.....

KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Latin! Latin who?

What do you call a pub on Mars? Evy Post your awswer below! A mars bar[: Post your suggested answers below !

Latin me in please ??? Brittney SO so so quick Brittney!! You will have to post one now!!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?

frost bite Katana

That is halarious Katana. (Britt)

KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who? please post answers below :) Brittney

Lettuce In Jack

Good one! **(Jess)**
Knock, knock Who's there Police Police who Please let me in Lavon

Knock Knock Who's there?? Euripides

Euripides who?? Euripides trousers? Elise :) Answer: you rip a decent pair of pants when you sit on a barbed wire fence.


 * Teacher:  Be sure that you go straight home **
 * Student:  I can't, I live just round the corner! **Lol I love that joke, I will use it next time we say jokes!!!: Lilly

Jess: Courtney (: It took me a while to work it out but its funny. Awsome joke! I love it! Miette

Knock, knock Who's there? Three pigs Three pigs who? Three pigs who cant reach the dorebell

-JOEL-

Mrs A: You win! I think it is too hard for us all!! You might have to let us into the secret!

Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me out! That's easily done, which way did you come in? I love it: Lilly Gabby: That is a great joke.

Why thank you Gabby! Miette

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!

MIETTE Mrs A : Ha Ha

What did the bathroom sink say to the toilet? You look flushed!!! Phoebe

William A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of? Luke: green bricks? Hmmmm maybe ....... bamboo =P: Lilly lachlan:glass

William: It is made of glass. Asher There was once a third grade teacher that had to leave the class to get more work for her children and when she came back into the class all the students were perfect and silent. She then asked why they were being so good and after a short time a small girl told her. "Well Miss, you said if you ever came back into the class room and we were quiet you would drop dead." Luke: Thats pretty funny Lol : Lilly that is so funny mitch

William How do you confuse your dad? Give him two shovels, and tell him to take his pick!

Miette: love that one!!!

That's hilarious!!! Phoebe(:

When does a 'b' come after you 'u'? answer: when you take its honey Jess Mrs A: That would be a sticky situation! Miette: Thats a good joke Jess! Phoebe: Ha Ha, that joke is funny!

Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Kaelan

William: Orange you going to let me in!

Miette:

Knock, knock? Who's there? Butterfly Butterfly who? Answer- You butter fly away! Answers below

You'd better fly off the slugs coming : Lilly I'll take that as right! you were close enough! Miette So close Lilly! Miette Thank you, thank you, thank you very much: Lilly Very funny Lilly! I'm happy to be at acquittance any time! :Miette

Teacher- So why was your brand new computer crushed and dead 5 minutes after you got home from school? Child- Only because mum told me to hop on the computer and do my home work!

Phoebe: That cracks me up!! Your welcome Phoebe! :Miette

How many country western singers does it take to change a light bulb ? Three, one to change the light and two to say how good the old one was! Kaelan

Lol : Lilly Awsome joke Kaelan

What's black and white and red all over: Lilly A sun burnt penguin,a zebra with chicken spots and a newspaper all the others are right to [I'lladd them to my list.]. Lol brilliant minds think alike: Lilly What is black,white and red all over? James C William:A red m&m in a tuxedo! You've both typed the same joke! You might have done it on purpose though! Mette

An embarrassed Zebra!! James.C Sorry Lilly I didn't notice but you might have some other cool answers.

William What word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthend?

Whats big grey and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?? A squirell: Lilly Fergus

There were two penguins in a bathroom. One said: 'Hey dude can you pass the soap?" What did the other one say??? Fergus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor??

Fergus

Where is my tractor? James.C

Why did the boy cross the road???

Fergus

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? Because it was dead. Why did the next koala fall out of the tree?? Peer pressure. Why did the tree fall over?? Because the koalas didn't let go.

Fergus

What do you call a deer with no eyes??? Noidea!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?? Still no idea.

Fergus Oh Fergus, you area crack up!!!

Poppy

What are a robbers worst letters? ICU :) that joke is one of my family's favourites :) Elise Poppy: I was going to say O I C U but your still right! Wow your good!

Docter: Mr Godzilla sir, take a seat and I will be with you in a minute. Godzilla: No thanks, I'm not hungry. James.C

I Love IT James! never heard that one before! I'm glad I haven't though so that I could hear it right hear on the wiki were it is more fun! :Miette

Why was piglet looking in the toilet? A. he was looking for pooh. mitch ps hi everyone i miss u guys

Poppy:

What did one ear say to the other ear?

** Abbott Who? Please post answers below! **- Logan...
Abbot time to open the door? Elise:) = Your 100% correct Elise well done!-Logan = = How long does it take a footballer to change a lightbulb?? = = Footy player: Duuh What's a lightbulb? James.C = =James.C= = What gets bigger as you take more out of it? =

Space! (as in the space you have in your house) :Miette

Not quite Miette. A hole!

Whats big, grey and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you??

A carpark- Fergus

Whats pink and fluffy??

Pink fluff!!!-Fergus

Whats brown and sticky??

A stick- Fergus

Here's a riddle... There's a man in jail. He is in a room with another room next door. There is a non-see through door joining the rooms. in the room that the man is in, there are 3 lightswitches. In the other room there are 3 light bulbs. He can only go through the door ONCE. He can only turn one lightbulb on at a time. To get out of jail he must figure out which light switch is for each light bulb. How can he do it??

On the first light switch, he turns it on for a while, then turns it off. The second one he doesn't touch, And on the third one he turns it on then leaves it. He then goes through the door and feels the light bulbs- Fergus